Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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