I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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