Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
