She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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