Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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