College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Found the puke drawer
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
