I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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