the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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