so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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