i was born a porn star she said
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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