Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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