Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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