my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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