So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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