I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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