I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Randomize
