So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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