So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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