you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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