Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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