when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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