evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
