omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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