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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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