ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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