She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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