why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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