I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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