i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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