Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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