real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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