is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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