so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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