Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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