He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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