I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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