We should be called the Road Head Warriors
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
whose ass print is on the piano?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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