He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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