i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
What a fucking waste of an outfit
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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