Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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