based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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