You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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