Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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