I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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