Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We have so much sex to catch up on
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
