I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The beer is more important than you right now.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I want her autograph on my taint
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize
