Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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