just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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