rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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