I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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