He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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