Welp...herpes.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
