Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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