It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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