i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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