Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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